Still Ill

I hate being ill. Its the WORST.
Been off school since wednesday and yeaaa...i mean its all good and everything i SUPPOSE but im bored out of my BRAINZZZZ. GRR. and i sound rather husky, and NOT in a sexy way.

=[ and to make matters just that tiny bit worse, tonight is Niki's birthday party and i cant go cos im ILL. LAME. And ill be home alone cos mum and dad are going out. Yes, i did consider going to the party and being back before them but that wouldnt work very well. and YAH. plus i feel like complete shit so yea. and i might give all the party goers a disease or something. lol

see i can still laugh. even if it is twisted humour.

so what else is there to be sayingz? ah yes. Well i was supremely cheered up yesterday when GEORGI called me at 10pm and i was just about to sleep but HEY it was good to talk to her. and yea...

also, the invention of JUST THREE WORDS on FACEBOOK has made my life a bit more laughter-filled and fun. Sad isnt it? Yes i hear you cry. Ok so moving on. JUST THREE WORDS is basically what it says...a person (such as yours truly) starts a story off and then your friends add three words at a time...this is one of my stories..

"The spaceship landed in my bathroom whilst i was busy using my magic wand to undress saucy fellows who didn't have aliens in their bathrooms whilst they ate their breakfast. They're lucky buggers. The spaceship had really funny little weiners hanging off their very large pistols which were loaded and at-the-ready to probe me between the legs. "I wonder if i wiped my dribbly chin clean?" becuse i had spilt lots of jasmin tea down onto my large belt buckle, which shaped like a star, was now reaching my huge, thick, erect, magical wand of ejaculation.

Luckily, the wind caught fire and swept into action it then grabbed him by the short and curly ribbons in his china doll collection which broke into many mad Russian"

and another of my favourites

"My Crystal Pink guava juice sparkled with maliciousness and stabbed him with his extremely large hot, sticky, tasty big, throbbing... lollypop. It tasted sooooo So delicious it just had to be eaten by the giant moose"

I added the 'big, throbbing....lollypop' because im just funny. =D

"I found a banana in my chocolate cream flavoured chicken nuggets, i was worried that mcdonalds might sue because i had not spotted it. I decided to use a spoon and anal probe to undress the sexy lama that was dressed as Mrs Nicola Randy with a pickle flavoured hang-on dangling inbetween a horrific eggplant and an orange peel cake. "DON'T PROBE ME! I screamed erotically. "I'm far too sensitive for the crazy P.E teacher who talked like a probe doctor. For he benefits from the probing greatly due to his homosexual nature. Ah, what joys you can get from probing..." I really really like your spectacular technique"

and the list goes on. needless to say..it is quite a fun waste of time =]
TRY IT.

Ah...my throat hurts. and im starting to get another headache so i shall leave you.
toodely do