Is it?
This was an advert at the bottom of an msn convo. It made me lol for some reason.
'Emo salsa dancer'? WTF is this? How jooish.
Speaking of Jews a conspiracy has been undercovered. Are there such things as GINGER DUTCH PEOPLE?
Gingers = AWESOME
DUTCH PEOPLE (Wouter) = Nubs = Jews.
Jew = Kit Jimeny-Koay Perry
Kit Jimeny-Koay Perry = Ginger child = Ginger in denial now.
Kit Jimeny-Koay Perry = GINGER DUTCH.
So today was a funny day.
At lunch time, with 10minutes to go before the bell, the gingers (tom and myself) decided it was time to go over the road and get stuff. stuff being, stepsils and a top up.
The mini mart was CLOSED.
WTF right? When is it ever closed?? Its the end of the world as we know it. SHOCK HORROR ZOMG Ok so anyway. In the end i got a rasberry esprit. Yummy. We walked back to school and were back in time to prove Skinner wrong. He said we couldnt get back in time for lessons. He was WRONG.
Okay. So on the way back tom was telling me about his car. and how the air con does not work. the conversation went something like this.
E=Me
T=Tom
T: The aircon does not work in the back though...
E: I SHOTGUN FRONT SEAT EVERYTIME THEN.
T: But what if someone more important is in my car?
E: I shotgunned it. Not my problem.
T: But what if the POPE is in my car?
E: He can lay in the back.
T: But he wont fit cos of his pope hat.
E: Well, we can put the seat down and half lay in the boot.
T: But his pope hat. HEY Does the pope take off his hat before he gets in a car?
E: OF COURSE HE DOES.
T: Does he have a special car?
E: No. He just takes it off.
T: A HELICOPTER!
E: YES!!!!!!
T: But his hat would get chopped off..
E: NOOOO. Hes not that tall!
T: He must fly. POPE ARILINES
E: Gar. Nein. We will settle this matter. SKINNER. Does the pope take his hat off when he gets in a car?
S: No. He doesn’t drive…he walks..
T: NO HE FLIES.
S: Its not like its glued to his head…
The conversation proceeded and somewhere along the line it was said that the hat is used to hide the gnomes inside. The gnome is the REAL pope guys. I am afraid to say it.
His hat is big. His hat is white. The top has just been chopped off.
What does this tell us you ask?
That the Pope was the original member of the KKK!
SHOCK HORROR ZOMG
This would explain why the pope has never been black.
SHOCK HORROR ZOMG
POPE.
POPE.Also, the big questions about the pope are…
Does he take the hat off when watching porn?
Is he really, actually religious?
Does he own a car? Does he have a driving licence?
Is he ginger?
Is he really who he says he is? Or is he Dutch?
Is he Wouter in disguise?
Is he really catholic?
WHY does he wear that hat?
Why is he called ‘the pope’?
What happens when he run out of batteries? Does the gnome take over?
Does he iron his hat?
Does his hat double as a homing device?
Is his hat magical?
Is he ELVIS??
Its all one big conspiracy. Will we ever learn the truth?
also play: http://www.addictinggames.com/beavisbuttheadsairguitar.html
it is EXTREME LOLAGE
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